Schedule release day did not disappoint!
I’m sure myself, Titans fans and even analysts were waiting for what has now become something of a trademark for Tennessee, where non-football fans in Music City are asked what they think our opponents team names are based on their logo.
It always produces some amazing answers and laughs for everyone involved.
However, the Titans decided to release their schedule in the format of an American medication advert with a cure for Football Season Withdrawal, also known as FSW.
The solution to which – according to Tennessee – is ‘Schedule-Rizi’. A once a season schedule fix that cures ‘FSW’ with a little jingle to go with it.
Schedule-rizi: The new treatment for moderate-to-severe FSW (Football Season Withdrawal) presented by @Shift4
📺: 2025 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/y5GaLyzPla
— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) May 15, 2025
It is a bizarre and amusing watch, as ‘Schedule-Rizi’ may treat your problem but it will give you a whole host of new ones!
In this instance those side effects include: altitude sickness, gridlock, imposter syndrome, heatstroke, melancholy, jet lag, heartburn, nausea and slurred speech – just to name a few.
With some more unpleasant ones also mentioned which if you really want to know about you can hear them all in the full “advert”.
The team advises that you should consult Tennessee Titans tickets before taking, adding: “Now my futures bright, with Schedule-Rizi I see the light.”
Bizarre, amusing and yet unforgettable all in equal measures.
No Prime Time for Tennessee
Even with the number one draft pick it seems people underestimate us. Why else would we not be given a single Prime Time game in the upcoming season?
As misery loves company, we are sharing this sad little boat with both the Cleveland Browns and the New Orleans Saints.
I’d still like to know who makes these decisions? Are there not enough Prime Time game slots to go around? That is a rhetorical question because we all already know the answer and it is a resounding yes, there are enough slots! Some teams even have multiple Prime Time slots, share the love guys!
Combine how our season went last year with an opener against the Denver Broncos and two divisional match ups early on and I have got no doubt the odds are already against us – according to the bookies – but we’re ready to prove everyone wrong.
You may not think we’re going to do much this season – some of our own fans may even need a little convincing as well – but we are coming for you.
